Tag Archive for 'nonsense'

Cleaning

I come to you from a small island of furniture here at Löloffaskozia. The floor around me is very clean, the rug under me is like a crowded dorm room from a group of guys who said “hey, I got a chair! What? You’ve got a couch?! Sweet! Let’s put all […]

Public Smoking Ban Passed

Calabasas, CA banishes public smoking everywhere, indoor/outdoor in the entire city. A solution is still being worked-out for the second-hand dying from drunk drivers that continues to occur.

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Jet Lag

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Mein Neu Kumpel, Springy

Just thought I’d take a quick moment to introduce you all to Springy. He’s the product of my constant fiddling with a clothespin which had somehow found it’s way onto my desk. His initial form also consisted of two doubly large plastic “arms” (i believe they were arms but I’m no clothespinanatomologist). […]

I Need You at About a “4″

I received a nice pack of gummi-frogs for my B-day last week (Danke Eulalie). After consuming the entire pack in rapid fashion I noticed that there was a security tag on the bag. I’m not trying to knock the present but a bag of gummi-frogs isn’t exactly pricey merchandise.

Settle down my friendly shopkeeps, […]

Slipping Into Sanity

Perhaps I’m dillusional today but these Corn Pops just don’t look right…

They’re perfectly round! American Corn Pops are all goofy looking. Some are ovoid behemoths while others appear as though they’ve been out in the sun too long. Ladies and Gentlemen it is this unpredictability and individuality which makes the American Corn […]

Family Portrait Fun

I needed a portrait of some kind to send to the school I wish to attend in Germany. My thought was perhaps it would be better to take a family portrait as I hate pictures only of myself. Over the weekend at home we sat down all family like and focused our attention […]