I would carry it everywhere.
No one would be safe.
Sido Ringtone = Shame Ray
Wow, Lindt Bunnies!
Snap a shot or two.
“No photography allowed in the store” = Shame Ray
Printing a few things at the copy shop
Holy crap they can’t crop!
“You pay anyway, it’s not our fault that we don’t know how to do our job and you brought your pictures here all un-cropped and improperly rotated because we should just have to buy this equipment and press really large buttons and make money from you stupid customers who expect to not to have to pay for our mistakes, HAHA! = Shame Ray
Why are some people so bored with life that they have to force their crap music on me, enforce pointless rules to the tee, and divorce me from my mon-ee.
Really forced that last rhyme…
First poem, woot woot!
The shame ray is a fictitious product which would, in a perfect world, make anyone it was pointed at ashamed of themselves.
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