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Archive for January, 2007

High School Trash

The drink they gave out to the town’s high-schoolers when they came for “wow wow isn’t college cool, kids” day.
What is, tiny apple juice squeezits?

Lecture Feedback

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completely classic…

McDonalds

Oh what a beautiful morning. Oh what a beautiful day. I’ve got a wonderful feeling, everything’s going my way. I had 3 cheeseburgers for breakfast, my stomach’s going to pay!

Lowrider

It must be a joke but there’s a helmet and a current plate. On the other hand, we did get some snow here and this is maybe the family’s only means of transportation. I just hope he doesn’t wear out the hydraulics with that raised bucket.

Langzeitversuch

Ali’s new pad has this beauty hanging on the wall. It reads “Extended experiment, please don’t touch!” After seven years, however, no one seems to have logged any data. No one seems to even know where this thing came from and even more amazingly, do not care that there is a seven year old […]

TV Cresendo

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Sometimes my TV likes to warm up for several minutes and warble like a unmaintained boat motor. Here’s the crescendo after 4-5 minutes of escalating wah wah.

Ätzend

Ätzend = Acidic : Also German slang i.e A man in front of you in line paying for his €22.98 worth of groceries with coins

The Past

Twenty-four year old male hand. If, by reading lines, one is able to tell the future then our past must dictate it. That’s hilariously absurd.

Frostchen

Tiny bit of frost…large amount of people caught in their warm-weather-hating hypocrisy as they complain (with gusto…) about the winter and how late it is.

Damaging

…to my lifetime supply of deal-with-havin-to-listen-to-drunks-on-trams tonic. "Just watch your feet, wish you had a shuffle and think happy thoughts. "happy, HAPPY, happy, HAPPY"

Redwood

whoaaaaaa! it it it uh it’s like I can see THROUGH the wood! Heh heh! (scrounging for captions here people)

Wet Underwear

I couldn’t think of a title so I’ll just be as straightforward as possible. My underwear hanging up to dry.

50 Cent

The Monkey Island student bar where Jägermeister costs 50 cents. Hmm, super cheap beer + party happy students === fantastic business opportunity.

Kyrill

My biweekly trip to Oldenburg was interrupted this week by a friendly little storm named Kyrill.
As I came back to my office after eating, a coworker told me that I should probably take off early for the day so I wouldn’t be caught in the storm. What storm? Was my blissfully ignorant reply. After […]

Blurrybar

The New Year begins! (warning, out of order post!)