Last week I was in London and was able to catch The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Before the film there was a great commercial from Orange depicting Darth Vader trying to pitch a film.
Using roughly the same side of the force, John Bolton appears in the video below to be an incredibly good U.N. ambassador candidate. Click for yourself! 
John! Use the Force Fork!
What the fuck it’s going on with the fork? Holly grapes, give me a while, ‘cos ai hav’ butterflies in my stomatch…
Ok, I stop making the monkey.
Greetens and… I don’t remember more English.
Ángel Payne.