Archive for May, 2005

Politics & Darth

Last week I was in London and was able to catch The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Before the film there was a great commercial from Orange depicting Darth Vader trying to pitch a film.

Using roughly the same side of the force, John Bolton appears in the video below to be an incredibly good […]

Pssst…media…this is a good one…

John Conyers and 88 members of congress are attempting to wake up the media a bit over the leaked Downing Street memo with an open letter to the president. The memo (written in July 2002) goes so far as to lay out ways to “shape public opinion” in favor of the war. Nice. […]

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On the 28th of last month, Saddam Hussein celebrated his birthday. He was probably vacationing locked away in the canary islands highest security prison american money can afford. A few kilometers away in the quiet country of Löloffaskozia a more humble group of people gathered to celebrate my birthday.
There were no guns being […]

Welcome Back for Another Episode of “As the Bar Slowly Lowers”

This is, however, of course, naturally and most predictably an isolated incident.
Integrity, Honor, Respect

Mein Neu Kumpel, Springy

Just thought I’d take a quick moment to introduce you all to Springy. He’s the product of my constant fiddling with a clothespin which had somehow found it’s way onto my desk. His initial form also consisted of two doubly large plastic “arms” (i believe they were arms but I’m no clothespinanatomologist). […]

I Need You at About a “4″

I received a nice pack of gummi-frogs for my B-day last week (Danke Eulalie). After consuming the entire pack in rapid fashion I noticed that there was a security tag on the bag. I’m not trying to knock the present but a bag of gummi-frogs isn’t exactly pricey merchandise.

Settle down my friendly shopkeeps, […]