Perhaps I’m dillusional today but these Corn Pops just don’t look right…
They’re perfectly round! American Corn Pops are all goofy looking. Some are ovoid behemoths while others appear as though they’ve been out in the sun too long. Ladies and Gentlemen it is this unpredictability and individuality which makes the American Corn Pops so desirable. The German Corn Pops are all so overly-orderly that I can’t bear to eat them. It’s a crowd of pops, no an ARMY of pops there in that innocent looking green bowl (read: Fortified training ground).
Update: I’ve found a way to destroy their ranks!
- Prepare large bowl of German Corn Pops for eating.
- Receive phone call.
- Get distracted.
- Take a shower and return to a freshly destroyed batallion of Pops.
Hmmmmm…..I guess I can stop!
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